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Proof that Tom Cruise Is the Devil

Monday, October 10th, 2005

My darling mother, a daily visitor to the haus, says she’s bored with reading my TomKat rants, but I just can’t help myself. Love you maaa, but here goes another boring post…
After first impregnating beloved Dawson’s Creek darling and good Catholic girl, Katie Holmes, Mr. Cruise asks:

Apparently, Tom Cruise, never one to shy away […]

The Immaculate Conception

Wednesday, October 5th, 2005

I am f*ing FURIOUS.
So, Niccy B calls me at work (on what, I must say, is a particularly heinous day to begin with) and the first thing out of her mouth is “Guess what? Katie Holmes is pregnant!”
“WHAT THE EFF?!,” I scream into the receiver.
“Yeah,” Niccy says, “I just heard […]

Free Katie

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005

Although I typically “stick to the script” and write about those things I know best, (I.e. my cats, my armpits and my office), there are, on occasion, world events that, by their sheer enormity, warrant their own post. And I?m not talking about run of the mill stuff. The fall of communism - […]

To Recap

Friday, May 23rd, 2003

Live from room 254, it’s the latest installment of hännihouse! I’ve been out of blogging for a while. You see, i’ve had to take a break from blogging. I’ve had to focus on the things that really count… the things that make the world so wonderful. The things that I’m talking […]

With a Rebel Yell

Friday, April 25th, 2003

The days keep coming without fail, and as I inch closer to *the* day, the graduation day, things seem to be getting more bizarre. The residents are getting a little testy, (I could write a whole blog on this, calling it, “adventures in babysitting”), and the internship coordinators, like Jesus on the third day, […]