My darling mother, a daily visitor to the haus, says she’s bored with reading my TomKat rants, but I just can’t help myself. Love you maaa, but here goes another boring post…
After first impregnating beloved Dawson’s Creek darling and good Catholic girl, Katie Holmes, Mr. Cruise asks:
Apparently, Tom Cruise, never one to shy away from challenging character portrayals, is taking his new roll as the Anti-Christ very seriously. He’s proposing a “silent” birth wherein Katie would not be able to scream, shout, or curse the day she met Tom Cruise and his turkey baster, during the delivery of their little TomKat.
Now, I’ve never given birth myself, but I’ve watched those TLC reality shows. I know that child birth involves a lot of ripping, swearing, sweating and pooping. If Katie can go through the torture of labor without screaming her head off, well, then I guess I can become the queen of England.
Oh yeah, and the baby will probably be named Xenu after an intergalactic alien (of course).
Well I guess Xenu is better than “Gaylord”, “Beulah”, or “Frank n’ Beans”…
I don’t know. It’s Monday and my brain is not quite warmed up for the week. What do you think dear hannihaus readers? Or are we sick of talking about TomKat?