Proof that Tom Cruise Is the Devil
Monday, October 10th, 2005My darling mother, a daily visitor to the haus, says she’s bored with reading my TomKat rants, but I just can’t help myself. Love you maaa, but here goes another boring post…
After first impregnating beloved Dawson’s Creek darling and good Catholic girl, Katie Holmes, Mr. Cruise asks:
Apparently, Tom Cruise, never one to shy away […]