Archive for April, 2006

My First Time

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

I was 19 that summer. The city—like its inhabitants—was sweltering hot.
Beautiful 20-somethings poured like water from subways onto street corners and into restaurants and bars and old buildings. An urban pheromone factory, sex oozed from these golden gods as beads of perspiration gathered on breastbones and thighs hidden beneath stylish suits.
We were young. We […]

Eat Your Heart Out Teri Hatcher

Friday, April 28th, 2006

Here’s a hip(py) tip for you:
If you are a New Age Mama who makes your own skincare products, it’s probably a good idea to keep your organic, rosemary-infused vinegar-based astringent from areas that are sensitive to this sort of concoction.
Specifically, areas like your eyeballs.
Even if you think it’s a great idea—even if you feel so […]


Tuesday, April 25th, 2006

Angelface and I have this friend. His name is Mike, but I like to think of him as Mister Misadventure. Mister Misadventure makes Hänni happy. While I’ve split my pants a time or two (or three or four), I’ve never unclogged a toilet with my bare hands and I’ve never forgotten to remove “I like […]

Killing Me Softly

Sunday, April 23rd, 2006

Lately, I’ve been having a hard time getting some quality shut-eye. It might be related to the fact that I’m facing some pretty heady challenges both at work and in my personal life.
Most likely though, I can’t get any rest because my kittens are trying to kill me in my sleep.
Witness the horror that is […]

MySpace -At least It’s Better Than An Anal Probe

Friday, April 21st, 2006

OK so when it comes to MySpace there’s a thin line between blove and hate.
On one side you’ve got the antis. They are the hardcore kids –the Blogger babes, the TypePad titans, the warriors of WordPress. They are insatiable. They’d just as soon as cut you with their words as kiss you full on the […]