Lately, I’ve been having a hard time getting some quality shut-eye. It might be related to the fact that I’m facing some pretty heady challenges both at work and in my personal life.
Most likely though, I can’t get any rest because my kittens are trying to kill me in my sleep.
Witness the horror that is Stinky Sphynxy trying to astinkysphynxiate mommy by pushing his chunky-ass body up against my windpipe. Meanwhile, his partner-in-crime, Bella Donna Bad Girl does her best Beelzebub impression:
And Frankly I’m shocked at the amount off effort that’s gone into killing me. I mean if Sphynx *really* wanted to hurt me,he’d make sure I was standing downwind after mealtime. Now that’s pure torture.
But I digress.
Did you vote today in the AI Cocktail Countdown? Don’t make me send my catsassins after you. They’ll break your kneecaps.