Archive for April, 2006

Coke Blech

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

Christophe Quoted:
“Hmmm. This tastes like ass. … That’s good though.”
Christophe sez, Coke Blak is Coke blech.
I would’ve been disturbed by my cubicle mate’s off color comment, except he explained it was in reference to Coke Blak. Apparently, Christophe was pleased that the beverage boasted a flavor so nasty, it would likely keep him from […]

One Nation, Underpants

Monday, April 17th, 2006

Some people like to skulk on Blue Monday. They complain, cry, rant and rave.
I personally like to sit on Blue Monday … mostly because that’s what I have stamped across the ass of my underpants.
And that’s what you do with underpants – sit on ‘em.
…Except of course, if your name is Smug Ellie and […]

Games Are Lame

Wednesday, April 12th, 2006

Hi, my name is Hänni.
I am irreconcilably bitchy.
I don’t know if it’s because I’m listening to a lot of screamo lately, or if the sugar-free/wheat-free/dairy-free lifestyle is going to my head, but damn!  The littlest shit is setting me off.
Today the cornucopia of my wrath is teaming with the yams and maize of my repulsion […]

The Popular Vote

Monday, April 10th, 2006

I read in the news this morning that American Idol contestant, Mandisa will not be performing at a pro-gay event. The unquestionably Christian singer speculates these kind of beliefs are what got her kicked of the show last week.
I disagree.
Having seen her last performance, I think it’s perfectly obvious why she lost the votes.
America is […]

I’ll Drink To That: American Idol Cocktail Countdown

Wednesday, April 5th, 2006

Wanna get me wasted? Here’s your chance!
Here at the haus, we love us some American Idol. Sometimes the performances really touch us and we’re driven to laugh, cry, smirk or smile. Most often though - after enduring 60 minutes Paula’s bad hair and the contestants’ bad vocals - I just wanna drink.
And here’s where I […]