Archive for the 'Reflection' Category

Switching Gears

Monday, August 21st, 2006

I haven’t been writing much lately because there’s some stuff going on. And that stuff is kind of turning me all Sensitive Artist. And this blog is *not* about being a sensitive artist.
… But it is about being a sensitive smart ass.
And when it comes to being a smart ass, baby I’m the best.
But I […]

My First Time

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

I was 19 that summer. The city—like its inhabitants—was sweltering hot.
Beautiful 20-somethings poured like water from subways onto street corners and into restaurants and bars and old buildings. An urban pheromone factory, sex oozed from these golden gods as beads of perspiration gathered on breastbones and thighs hidden beneath stylish suits.
We were young. We […]

If I Had A Million Dollars

Tuesday, April 4th, 2006

People always ask me, “Hänni, if you had a million dollars, how would you spend it?”
That’s easy.  I’d buy a big house, a hybrid car, and this t-shirt .
Some people, however, would blow the million bucks on strippers and coke.
I don’t get that.
Mostly because soda is so bad for you.
…But I digress.
—– What you […]

Viva La Resolution

Monday, January 2nd, 2006

This is the last one folks. As we usher in the New Year, it’s time to bid a fond farewell to that charming game of word play that has sustained us so well.
On days when I could think of nothing better to post than stories of jock itch and mustachioed men, mrtl’s […]

A Good Deed

Monday, December 12th, 2005

The theme for mrtl’s motif Monday is is “a good deed”, and for some reason this one’s really throwing me folks. I’ve seriously been sitting here wracking my brain for stories of good deeds and I’ve got nothing.
Sure I could write about nice things that people have done for me - I.e. Maaa for […]