Archive for the 'Nutrition Nazi' Category

The Show Must Go On!

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

Yesterday my baby sister, Spanky made a plea in comments that I *not* participate in the American Idol Cocktail Countdown.
And she’s right. As a New Age Mama/hardcore Nutrition Nazi, the *last* thing I should do is flood my veins with alcohol.
After all, I hear shooting organic raisins intravenously is much more fun.
But yeah, I love […]

Poop du Jour

Sunday, February 5th, 2006

Whilst cutting up a hormone-free, antibiotic-free, grass-fed piece of beauty beef, I was sure to save a strip for the kittinks.
(Don’t freak. It’s good for them. Acidic by nature, cats’ stomachs do better with raw meat than Meow Mix … Who knew, right? The Nutrition Nazi, that’s who! Mwa ha ha.)
But anyway, as I watched […]

Nutrition Nazi De-Crucifies the Cruciferous

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

Want to get my attention?
To solicit a lecture from the Nutrition Nazi on why you need to eat more veggies all you need to do is:
Pick through the crudite platter, cock your head sideways, and ask “What’s up with the white broccoli?”
Before thrashing you soundly about the head, I will tell you nothing is wrong […]

Nutrition Nazi Eats Green. Sees Red.

Wednesday, January 11th, 2006

I am - as many of you know - a hardcore Nutrition Nazi. A firm believer in the beauty of complex carbohydrates, I eat multiple pounds of vegetables every day. And just in case I don’t get enough nutrition from the sweet potatoes, swiss chard, squash, and celery, I add some good old fashioned […]

Salad Shooter

Tuesday, December 20th, 2005

First off, I just want to let everyone know, I am indeed, alive. I want to thank all my hannihaus readers for their kind words and thoughts during this harrowing time, and would like to announce that having gone four days now without eating hospital food, my spirits (and goodly-functioning bowels) have been restored.
Second off, […]