Archive for October, 2005

Happy Halloween

Monday, October 31st, 2005

On this, the spookiest day of the year, I vant to vish you, dear hannihaus readers, a safe and happy Halloween. Mwa ha ha ha!
And if you’re in the area, stop on by and watch trick-or-treaters kick me in the shins, as I hand out raisins instead of candy.
Yes, I am that […]

I Heart New York

Sunday, October 30th, 2005

As I snuggled into my punky-colored seat on the Friday night flight, I thought how appropriate that the first song on the new CD I’d purchased for my trip was called Marching Bands of Manhattan. That’s because that’s exactly where I was going –A few days ago, somewhat spur-of-the-moment, I loaded up my iPod with […]

Google Video = Hot As My Nuts

Thursday, October 27th, 2005

O.k., so I guess this was released a few months ago, but you know what? I’m kind of slow, so you’ll have to bear with me while I gush about Google Video, because it’s just the Jane-dandiest.
My discovery of this searchable database of personally and professionally produced videos couldn’t come at a better time, […]

Have You Ever Wanted to Rewind your Life?

Wednesday, October 26th, 2005

I have, and I do. Yep my life pretty much sucks right now… mostly because I have foot-in-mouth disease.
I haven’t wanted to run away with the circus this bad since I split my pants in the 9th grade. I was already awkward at 14, and it certainly didn’t help my self esteem to […]

Apparently I’m Still 10

Tuesday, October 25th, 2005

Today kids I want to talk about the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And no, I’m not talking about “The” Flying Spaghetti Monster with his noodly appendages and Pastafarian followers. We are much too lowbrow, here at the haus, to discuss the Lord of Linguine and his role in intelligent design. (But if […]