I have, and I do. Yep my life pretty much sucks right now… mostly because I have foot-in-mouth disease.
I haven’t wanted to run away with the circus this bad since I split my pants in the 9th grade. I was already awkward at 14, and it certainly didn’t help my self esteem to have to feign nonchalance whilst walking sideways all afternoon. To make matters worse, I’m fairly certain that despite my best efforts, a significant percentage of my peers got an eyeful of my unmentionables that day.
In other news, one of my coworkers said the name I pitched for a new software product reminded him of something you’d see on a package of adult diapers. The good news is, if software writing doesn’t work out, apparently, I’ve got a bright future in adult incontinence… But I digress.