Google Video = Hot As My Nuts

October 27th, 2005

O.k., so I guess this was released a few months ago, but you know what? I’m kind of slow, so you’ll have to bear with me while I gush about , because it’s just the Jane-dandiest.

My discovery of this searchable database of personally and professionally produced videos couldn’t come at a better time, as my obsession with My Chemical Romance and its sexy lead singer, Gerard A. Way is at a fever pitch.
You, dear hannihaus readers, know that I love Gerard. We talk about him often. But what you don’t know is that I’ve spent more time researching my rock star boyfriend than Ashlee Simpson has spent lip synching shows. (And you know Ashlee’s gone Milli Vanilli many a time, because acid reflux, it’s a real bitch.)

So, I’ve been trying to satiate my desire for all things Gerard by reading interviews, using p2p filesharing, and lurking in teeny rocker forums with names like Gerard Way Is Sex In Cute Little Skeleton Pajamas, or ~*~ Gerard Way = My Obsession ~*~ , or a particular favorite is, I Dance to My Chemical Romance in My Underwear, because – let’s face it – that’s what I do.

…But I digress.

The point is, Google Video provides a simple, centralized way for me to get my skeeze on – to further my pervy, adolescent fascination with Gerard and his Mac makeup, if you will.

And for that I say God bless you Google!

And because we also like to support local bizness too, all of you should check out Manuel’s creepy Live|Journal project.

Mmmm. All this voyeurism makes me warm and tingly inside.

So dear hannihaus readers, if you haven’t done it already, check out . And then, because you like me, you really like me, you have to tell me what you Googled for. We’ll discuss and chorkle (tm Dima) over our findings.

5 Haus Calls for “Google Video = Hot As My Nuts”

  1. Dima Says:

    Google video, that’s brand new news to me. But I am not a standard for knowledge about these *cool* things! Thanks for giving me something new to play with when I should be working :)

  2. Hänni Says:

    Dima - I’m always good for a distraction ;)

  3. Cody Says:

    I hope to Yehweh you’re referring to roasted peanuts.

  4. Spicy Pants! Says:

    Love it! Thanks for telling us about it.

    I googled my name, Carrie (ssshhh!!!), and found some other crazy biatches with the same name.


  5. Hänni Says:

    Cody - I was speaking of the proverbial nuts, of course.

    Spicy Pants! - WTF is right. Those videos are bizarre, to say the least. But at least you had videos. A search for “hanni” didn’t turn up anything. Hmph!

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