Archive for October, 2001

monday’s child is full of woe

Monday, October 8th, 2001

it’s a sad day, therefore no funny ancedotes. (sorry kids) However, i will take time to pay tribute to a fabulous poet, and the greatest movie ever, (with the exception of Moulin Rouge), which is four weddings and a funeral
without further ado, here is the mourning poem appropriate for this […]

blue moon

Sunday, October 7th, 2001

oh lord.
i must admit, the shared bathroom situation in my hall doesn’t bother me. There are four stalls for the forty or so honeys who live around me. for those who dont know, the theme i have chosen for my hall this year is h䮮i’s honeys, so when i refer to honeys i’m […]

do you like flied lice wiz that?

Saturday, October 6th, 2001

Well, frankly, i’m a litle disappointed. I only got one response to my blight of the creative genius part I submission. That response was as follows: “ I think it means you need to lay off the crack pipe“. Thank you Son of Marx. Anyway, i’m working on putting comment links […]


Thursday, October 4th, 2001

i would like to take this opportunity to tell you about teaching special ed. teenage boys with learning disabilities are just as horny as those without. this week at area high schools is spirit week. from monday to friday everyone is expected to wear clothes depending on the special “theme” for the […]

the blight of the creative genius, part I

Thursday, October 4th, 2001

So i just woke up and dont have much to say, but i have to tell you about this dream i had. I had a dream that I was following john candy and two tibetan monks around this outdoor festival. it was weird, because john candy has been dead for years and because […]