I don’t get it. You’ve got fame. You’ve got money. You’ve got a stylist who does all your fitting and primping…
And yet, during an appearance on national TV, you still manage to look like Cornelius from Planet of the Apes.
Paula Abdul, for displaying the best helmet hair this side of Chewbacca’s Wookieefied forehead, we salute you:
For all the Idol fans at the haus: straight up now tell me, Paula *did not* look like a hot mess Tuesday night.
I mean, I’ve seen better hair on Don King … and that’s not sayin’ much.
Although her public appearance was entirely frightening, I guess Paula needn’t worry too much. After all, not *everyone* in America watches her show. I’m pretty sure my grandma doesn’t peep the ‘Idol…
But guess what? Everyone else does! Yeah 30 million people witnessed the Hairdo O’ Horrors.
…And then we went online and blogged about it –just to keep grandma in the loop, of course. Heh.
Thanks Manuel for the Paula pic
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