Happy Women’s Day

March 8th, 2006

This post is dedicated to all the sexy XXies at the haus

“Happy Women’s Day,” my boss said this morning.

“Women’s Day?” I replied.

“Yes,” said Boss, “Today is International Women’s Day.”

“Oh cool,” I said, “Hey, since it’s Women’s Day, do I get to take the day off?”

“No” said Boss.

“Why not?” I asked.

“Because,” said Boss, “this place would fall apart without you guys.”

“But Boss,” I replied, “Only 8 of 70+ employees are female.”

“Yes,” said Boss, “this place would fall apart without you.”

Having seen most of my male coworkers geek out and freak out about stuff like ninjas, RC cars, and computer games, I can’t help but agree.
On a related note, Mrtl’s list of weird holidays shows today as “Be Nasty Day.” Well if it’s Be Nasty Day, shouldn’t it be International Men’s Day instead of International Women’s Day? I mean, I think men are pretty nasty with their burps, farts, and boy flaps sown into the groin of their underpants.

I mean seriously men, do you need the peepee pouch? What’s a matter Al Bundyman –can’t pull your hand out of your pants long enough to lower your waistband like any self-respecting lady would do?

I can’t think of anything worse than the boy flap… except when that flap comes standard on a pair of pantyhose. – >check this out< --

I hope you enjoyed that.

I know I did.

Happy Mannyhose Day. And happy Women’s Day too.

Join my map. If you don’t, I might suspect you of wearing mannyhose.

12 Haus Calls for “Happy Women’s Day”

  1. Alanna Says:

    There are only 8 females working out of 70+ males working?

    Hm…sounds suspicious. :/

  2. mrtl Says:

    It should be renamed “Greasy, Grimey Gopher Gut Day.”

  3. Hänni Says:

    Alanna - Have you ever worked in software? I think that’s probably how it usually goes…

    mrtl - singing “… mutilated monkey meat, little birdie dirty feet…” Great song mrtlpus.

  4. Cze-Johnson Carrie Says:

    I was going to say something funny, but I’m still kinda shocked at how hot I thought that guy’s legs looked.

    I mean… I know he was wearing tights… but…

    *oh dear* I just said “I know he was wearing tights”… I ought to stop.

    right now.

  5. ScottyGee Says:

    The nut pouch and flap is necessary! We don’t take down our trousers to pee. It’s the one advantage to being a guy: pee anywhere with deadly accuracy and the ability to aim.

    I said trousers.

    In honor of Be Nasty Day, Hanni get over here and paddle my firm little butt! Woo hoo!

    And for Women’s Day: May you all never have to deal with sexual harrassment again.

  6. Katey Says:

    This made my night: “And this is not a pantyhose fetish web site - we sell male pantyhose and tights.” That is hilarious.

  7. gary Says:

    Hey, those sound like a good idea. You know, a man can never have too much lower body power and stamina! By the way, I don’t know about other men, but I’ve never farted. Ever.

  8. Cody Says:

    ScottyGee: Ahhhh yes. Pee sniping. Women may have figured out a way to pee standing up, but they still can’t pee in an arc, or spell their name in the snow without having to wobble-trace it.

    Hanni: The reason men need the pee pouch is that gravity will force our pants down to our ankles and we can’t have that. It’ll be 2nd grade all over again. Women, on the other hand, have no choice about where the pants need to go when they, ahem, pee. See how the universe is perfectly balanced?

  9. william Says:

    Yeas with the wallet and keys and loose change and cel phones and stuff in our pockets our panst would fall down. So the pee pouch/flap. Be nasty day and womens day on the same day. Cooincindence?

  10. Dog Mom Says:

    I admit it - I took the bait. I checked out the mannyhose product line. Now I’m sorry. Is anyone else thoroughly disturbed by the way the models are striking a pose? Reminds me of those naked lady silhouette mud flaps. Since I was sitting at my desk, gasping and choking on my coffee, my co-workers (all male, coincidently) came over to see if I was ok. I showed them the mannyhose and they were equally disturbed. It has, however, given us another topic of discussion for the day (replacing our usual topic of flatulence).
    Thank you, Hanni, for expanding our horizon!

  11. Amelia Says:

    the manhose are wrong! What kind of self-respecting man would wear those? I also looked and wished I wouldn’t have! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! That’s just sick and wrong!! With a capital S and W !!!!!!!!

  12. Hänni Says:

    cze-johnson carrie - I admit - i kind of found the mannyhose sexy. But there again, I really have a thing for boys who wear makeup and girl’s jeans…so I’m sure that’s not saying much.

    ScottyGee - lol @ paddling your firm, little butt.

    katey - yes, I thought the fetish disclaimer was kind of cute. But it leads me to wonder, are there fetishists who love seeing men in tights? Perhaps I should do some more research.

    gary - for some reason, when you say you’ve never farted, I beleive you.

    cody - I hardly ever sit down when I pee - i don’t like the idea of sitting on a public toilet. My pants never fall to my ankles. I laugh in the face of your gravity and “perfectly balanced” universe.

    William - OK, so where I didn’t buy gravity with Cody, I did fail to consider the wallet factor - men don’t keep purses, right? Well one time I met a man with a purse. He was flying to Orlando from New York, chatting up some musical he’d just seen, telling us all about the honeymoon he and his husband would be taking to Hawaii. This man had long, permed hair, Lee jeans, hoop earrings, and a very nice coach bag.

    Dog Mom - That’s great! Hänni invades the workplace - I like it… almost as I like talking about mannyhouse.

    Amelia - Indeed. I won’t tell you who, but actually, the reason I know about this sort of thing is, someone in my family wants a pair really bad. He actually purchased some thrift store l’eggs and asked his spouse to sew a flap into ‘em.

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