Archive for January, 2006


Monday, January 30th, 2006

“Baby, when are you gonna blog about how I always beat your ass at Scrabble?”
- Angelface, Circa Sunday night
Although I’m ashamed to admit this for both personal and professional reasons, I’m going to be candid here: I am a loser.
A writer by profession, I realize there are certain things people come to expect of me. […]

The Truth

Friday, January 27th, 2006

I’d like you to think I’m wearing a sassy, pink armband today because I’m kind of a Punk Rawk Princess, (and gurls like me wear that kind of stuff). But the truth is, Nike Pink –she is a makeshift pressure cuff. You see, dear hannihaus readers, I’m no Sporty Spice and I’ve got the boo-boo […]

Nutrition Nazi De-Crucifies the Cruciferous

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

Want to get my attention?
To solicit a lecture from the Nutrition Nazi on why you need to eat more veggies all you need to do is:
Pick through the crudite platter, cock your head sideways, and ask “What’s up with the white broccoli?”
Before thrashing you soundly about the head, I will tell you nothing is wrong […]

Memoirs Of A Guy

Tuesday, January 24th, 2006

There’s a ton of great movies out right now - (Yeah Brokeback Mountain. Cowboys in love = yum.) - and Angelface asked me about one I’d gone to see with Niccy B.
Angelface: (looking perplexed) “Who the eff is Guy-ee-SHA?”
Hänni: “What?”
Angelface: “Guy-ee-SHA? Who is Guy-ee-SHA and why does he/she/it get their own movie?”
Hänni: “I think […]

Randy Jackson What’s Up Dawg Contest

Sunday, January 22nd, 2006

Well it’s that time of year again, folks. For the next 15 weeks or so, millions of people will tune in and tune out to the Fox phenom, American Idol. This is the haus’s favorite show, and - because we like it, we really like it - we want to celebrate with a little friendly […]