Archive for April, 2005

20 Seconds

Monday, April 18th, 2005

I think it was hassle the writer day at A Very Hip Software Company. It seems that every 20 seconds someone from some random department needed some form of copy and they needed it STAT.
And of course, because I had to see so many different people today, my hair decided to go all wonky.
I […]

They Also Make Down Blankets From ‘Em

Sunday, April 17th, 2005

I was IMing a coworker the other day and I guess my relentless nonsensical rantings kind of got to him. At one point, in response to something about my love of creamed asparagus, he typed back in exasperation, gheesh!
And I furiously responded with, Don’t you mean “sheesh!”
A defensive fellow, he hurriedly typed back something […]

Conceivably, Feasibly

Thursday, April 14th, 2005

Part of the perks at my new job is that we get to use IM. Not only do we get to use it, we are encouraged to use it, so much so that at A Very Hip Software Company, as soon as a newbie is hired, they are instructed to create an account […]

Dear Maintenance Staff

Wednesday, April 13th, 2005

I am very disappointed in you. As you know, this apartment complex, of which you are an employee, is not some hoe dunk, low-rent motel. No, this apartment complex is pristine. Less like a complex, and more like a resort community, this place has immaculate landscaping, Spanish tiling, and a pretentious clubhouse. Correspondingly, […]


Tuesday, April 12th, 2005

Recently I joined a fertility forum online. It’s not because Angelface and I are TTC (trying to conceive), as we say in the forum. Far from it, Angel and I have our hands full with a) each other (we’re both just big kids), and b) Bella Donna Bad Girl (the naughtiest kitty on the […]