Some people like to skulk on Blue Monday. They complain, cry, rant and rave.
I personally like to sit on Blue Monday … mostly because that’s what I have stamped across the ass of my underpants.
And that’s what you do with underpants – sit on ‘em.
…Except of course, if your name is Smug Ellie and you’re my college roommate. In that case you’re fond of wearing your knickers on your head like some sort of dormroom do-rag with controltop coverage and an elastic waistband.
On multiple occasions you’ll also force your roommate, Hänni, to wear the Headdress o’
Shame Hanes as well.
Sad thing is, Smug, I totally miss that.
It’s not just another manic Monday here at the haus. Tonight we kick off our second drink in the AI Cocktail Countdown. Go vote!