Archive for April, 2005

The Idol Files: Part I

Saturday, April 30th, 2005

While we are on the topic of discussing those who look like American Idol contestants (I.e. Kristoff), I thought it might be fun to segue into a discussion about those who actually are crooners on that bubblegum pop program.
The nation was shocked last Wednesday when poodle-in-a-leather-jacket, faux rocker Constaine Moroulis was voted off Idol. […]

Please To Meet Kristoff

Thursday, April 28th, 2005

It would be remiss to write about the peeps at A Very Hip Software Company and not include my cubicle mate, Kristoff.
Kristoff, like myself, is a protege of Pepe and his frenchie mustache. All day we tinker and toil and fuss and muss. Every little detail must be glorious. Each product produced […]

Behold! The Power Of Cheese.

Wednesday, April 27th, 2005

The hännihaus family is growing, as Angel and I have just added another feisty feline to the fold. Sphynx is our new kitty, so named because of his striking resemblance to his Egyptian namesake. (Big ears, huge feet, that sort of thing).
As predicted, Belle is entirely upset. The other day when I […]

Mini Me?

Wednesday, April 20th, 2005

My cubicle neighbor told me that I reminded him of someone. And no, he didn’t say Sandra Bullock or Katie Holmes, or some other foxy brunette. He said, with great enthusiasm, You look just like a fraggle - the purple one!
For the record, I *do not* think I look like a cave-dwelling puppet, but […]

You Might Be An Imbecile If

Tuesday, April 19th, 2005

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