Archive for November, 2001

ode to vlasic kosher dills

Wednesday, November 28th, 2001

Thanksgiving with Gma and Gpa was mahvelous! We had a lot of fun and learned maybe more than we wanted to know about eachother. For example, during the course of the holidays grandpa confided that grandma had bought him a leapard print thong that he wore to work once, but it kept getting […]

for all my homies

Monday, November 12th, 2001

*disclaimer for the kiddies. This one has profanity. I apologize.
In oral traditions we are studying African-American poetry. Last class we stood in a circle, and all forty of us “whooped”, which just means stretching out words and singing them. I introduced myself as “Haaaaaaaani HornHornHorn Hanni Horn”. Then we played […]

make your own boy band!

Sunday, November 11th, 2001

Did anyone else catch O-Town on MTV’s Brand spankin new music week? Can we say holy hotness?
what a band, what a band, what a mighty good band….ooh boys, you so crazyI think I wanna have yo babysung to the tune of Salt-n-Peppers what a man
Anyway, I found this new game that i think is really […]

on bizarreness…

Thursday, November 8th, 2001

So I was clicking around looking for some seasonal wallpaper and found a tasteful harvest gold turkey number. I used my comet cursor to find an appropriate cursor. Originally I was using this little cooked turkey icon. It was all golden brown and sitting on a plate with carrots and […]

this one’s got breasts boys

Tuesday, November 6th, 2001

Look at me, spending time blogging when i have fifty thousand papers to write. I tell you, the sacrafices one makes for an adoring public - they are numerous.
I am becoming increasingly facinated with this girl in my english class. She’s about 5′3″ and has no waist! Additionally, her hair color changes […]