Somebody found the haus by googling “Mariah Carey is fat”. (hee)
Now why would anyone say that about Mimi?
My only guess is it has something to do with this unfortunate picture that’s been circulating on the Internet:
Fake you say?
Agreed. That last pic was obviously *not* Mariah Carey. It was missing a critical component:
the Pillsbury Doughboy Mariah Carey!
For more Mariah Madness, (and photoshopping that doesn’t suck) click here.
In (seemingly) related news my glasses are M.I.A. I bet Mariah ate them.
Let it be known, that from now on when something goes missing, the reasonable explanation will be that Mariah has placed these items, like so many innumerable amounts of pork rinds, in her eager pie hole.
My lunch - my kittinks - my organic raisins, nothing is sacred. Mariah will eat them all.
In other news, Season 5 of American Idol starts tonight and I’m so totally stoked. I think I’ll christen the occassion by playing a drinking game wherein I toss one back any time Paula pouts, Randy says “dawg,” and/or Simon rolls his smarmy little eyeballs.
Something tells me I’ll be drunk and vomiting by the first commercial break.