Now that I live in Florida, I rarely wear hosiery.  Instead I slather bronzer on my cankles and call it good.  Because it’s always so effing hot here, most people do likewise.
Imagine my surprise then, when I walked into a party and the vast majority of attendees were wearing tights… and they were men.
Yesterday Angelface […]

It's fun to confuse someone who has a head cold. You see, their brains just don't work right, being that they're filled with snot and such.
Angelface, sniffling, looked at our adopted kitty and asked, "Where did Bella come from?"
Matter-of-factly I replied, "Her mom."
Angelface, attempting to clarify said, "That's not what I mean. We know […]

Angelface is out in California, visiting his mom and sister. Tomorrow after work I’m going to fly out and join them.
I talked to Angel this evening about my travel arrangements. He said my flight would last from 7pm until 1am.
“Holy cow!” I said. “That’s only 4 hours, coast to coast. I […]

Three years ago it was 2003 and on New Years Eve I got Angelface to wear this funny hat. (Cheered by champagne, he only protested a little.)
Three years ago it was 2003 and Angel decided to embark on his dream. Ever since he was small, the thing he wanted most in this world
–the thing he […]

A few weeks ago, in an effort to really rock this blog (as per my resolution), I announced that I would start talking about new topics here at the haus. While I am not ready to discuss Karen, my hemorrhoid, I am interested in working a little sports spielage into the discussion.
Now I don’t know […]