The Popular Vote

April 10th, 2006

I read in this morning that American Idol contestant, Mandisa will not be performing at a pro-gay event. The unquestionably Christian singer speculates these kind of beliefs are what got her kicked of the show last week.

I disagree.

Having seen her last performance, I think it’s perfectly obvious why she lost the votes.

America is superficial. And Mandisa – for some inexplicable reason – was styled most unflatteringly, like a helium balloon.


And it’s a shame. A big, beautiful woman with one helluva talent, I would’ve picked Mandisa to win American Idol by a backside.

Because you know baby got back(side).


But yeah, I’m kind of having a hard time coming to grips with this loss. You see, hot air is the reason American voted Mandisa off, but when Gdub employed it, he got voted in. WTF?!
Don’t let a Mandisa happen here at the haus! I want you… to get me trashed. Pick your poison every day in the AI Cocktail Countdown. First drink gets kicked off tonight!

10 Haus Calls for “The Popular Vote”

  1. gary Says:

    Don’t worry. If GW was that large he wouldn’t have won either.

    BTW, If she was a petite white blonde with that voice, her career would be hotter than a Jalapeno right now. Oh well, that’s life.

  2. Hänni Says:

    gary - If only GW had become addicted to Pizza Hut rather than alcohol and cocaine. *Imagines what might have been*. And you’re totally right about Mandisa. I think she’ll work it out though. I predict a hot gospel album by the end of the year.

  3. Cze-Johnson Carrie Says:

    mmmm… you said pizza! sorry… lost track of things for a minute there.

    yeah, Mandisa. She’ll be fine. she’s got a good set of pipes on her.

    so as far as the voted-off drink…. are you going to do a shot of it tonight as a final send-off?

    whatever you do… DON’T go trying to make some big medley for the final show of all the kicked-off drinks. It’s bad enough when I have to watch the Ford-focus commercials with all of them singing.. I can’t even begin to imagine what a combo-drink medley would be like. bleh!

  4. JB Says:

    Apparently America likes fat heads, hates fat asses. America is a dick.

  5. ScottyGee Says:

    JB - High five, brother! *smack*

    I just hope McPhee wins because hot damn! She is cute. Pickler is too, but she is playing the “I am so stupid thing” way too hard. It’s a bad act that is getting old.

  6. Hänni Says:

    Cze-Johnson Carrie - No shots tonight. Must preserve my liver for the main event. And omg, you might be sorry you mentioned that medley thing…. *sings “so you had a bad day, taken one down…”

    JB - I concur

    ScottyGee - Yeah, the Pickler routine is played out hardstyle. She might make it pretty far though, because she’s Vote for the worst’s “it” girl. And you just want McPhee to win b/c she has huge boobies…. which come to think about it, is not such a bad thing.

  7. stampydurst Says:

    Hanni, honey…While you are very wise in the ways of grammar, pop culture, and healthy living, I fear that your knowledge of the liver and intoxication may lag a bit. Have you ever experienced a really bad rum drunk? Personally, I recommend Vodka based drinks. Trust me on this one.

  8. kerri Says:

    Nooo: The coconut drink is winning! The horror, the horror!

    And I almost spit my chai upon reading (and viewing) your hot air balloon comparison.

  9. Hänni Says:

    Stampy - Yeah I probably made a bad call listing so many rum-based drinks on the poll. Honestly I didn’t even think about the repercussions (sp). I might be sorry I’m doing it, but ultimately the Internet will choose my drink, and accordingly, how horrible I feel the next day.

    Kerri - Yum, chai. Please don’t spit it out. I think it’s better when you drink it.

  10. JB Says:

    So. Many. Commas.

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