Archive for December, 2005

To All You Testosterone Boys and Harlequin Girls:

Wednesday, December 14th, 2005

Let’s break dance, not hearts.
My friend FancyPants has had not one, but two, “chicks” ditch out on our upcoming company Christmas party.
I personally don’t get it, because a) FancyPants is a genuinely cool kid –white boy likes to bust a move (but only to new wave b/c he’s all exclusive like that), and b) Christmas […]

A Good Deed

Monday, December 12th, 2005

The theme for mrtl’s motif Monday is is “a good deed”, and for some reason this one’s really throwing me folks. I’ve seriously been sitting here wracking my brain for stories of good deeds and I’ve got nothing.
Sure I could write about nice things that people have done for me - I.e. Maaa for […]

Pretty In Pink

Thursday, December 8th, 2005

Tis the season folks.
Tis time to down some ‘nog, hang the lights, and deck the halls with boughs of holly.
Tis time to carol and cook and display your crèche. (And I don’t know about you all, but with the magic of Jesus dress up, my Holy Lord will be […]

Pet Peeve: Reckless Drivers

Wednesday, December 7th, 2005

You driving like a bat outta hell through the suburban streets of Orlando – I think Dennis Leary a song about you. It’s called “I’m An Asshole”.
Giving literal meaning to the phrase “bitch on wheels”, your practice of pissing off passersby with unnecessary 15-second blasts on the horn is spectacular. It’s like […]

Personal Day

Tuesday, December 6th, 2005

It’s 10:57 am on a Tuesday. Do you know where your mistress is?
I’ll give you a little hint. I’m not at work … and I’m sitting in my underwear.
No, I’m not playing hooky and I’ve not been fired for this blog and its irreverent postings about Jesus in his tightey whiteys. I’ve […]