Let’s break dance, not hearts.
My friend FancyPants has had not one, but two, “chicks” ditch out on our upcoming company Christmas party.
I personally don’t get it, because a) FancyPants is a genuinely cool kid –white boy likes to bust a move (but only to new wave b/c he’s all exclusive like that), and b) Christmas […]

The theme for mrtl’s motif Monday is is “a good deed”, and for some reason this one’s really throwing me folks. I’ve seriously been sitting here wracking my brain for stories of good deeds and I’ve got nothing.
Sure I could write about nice things that people have done for me - I.e. Maaa for […]

Tis the season folks.
Tis time to down some ‘nog, hang the lights, and deck the halls with boughs of holly.
Tis time to carol and cook and display your crèche. (And I don’t know about you all, but with the magic of Jesus dress up, my Holy Lord will be […]

You driving like a bat outta hell through the suburban streets of Orlando – I think Dennis Leary a song about you. It’s called “I’m An Asshole”.
Giving literal meaning to the phrase “bitch on wheels”, your practice of pissing off passersby with unnecessary 15-second blasts on the horn is spectacular. It’s like […]

It’s 10:57 am on a Tuesday. Do you know where your mistress is?
I’ll give you a little hint. I’m not at work … and I’m sitting in my underwear.
No, I’m not playing hooky and I’ve not been fired for this blog and its irreverent postings about Jesus in his tightey whiteys. I’ve […]