Keep It In Your Pants

August 25th, 2005

I have many fears. Amongst them I count birds (greedy, beady eyes), small spaces (too teeny, too scary), stepping on frogs (ewww), and those miracle-of-birth reality TV shows (I like to keep my gratuitous cursing/blood and guts viewing restricted to Tarantino flicks, thanks).

One thing I’m also really afraid of is wearing a skirt in crowded public places lest some pervert decide to snap a candid of my pantalones with his camera phone 3000. This stuff is real. Angelface told me he saw a segment about it on Oprah.

Yeah, my man watches Oprah. Jealousssss?

Anyway, I ran across something interesting today. A lady vigilante is turning the camera back around on perverts. A quick thinking victim used her celly to snap a pic of a creepazoid displaying his wee willy winky to her on an NYC subway. Said smart thinking lady then posted the pic with full description on the popular photo sharing site, flickr, thereby exposing the pervert who exposed his jimmy junx so rudely to her.

And now, we expose said exposer:

can you beleive this guy?

(To see the full monty unedited, click here).

Her story’s been picked up by the hottest sites on the Internet-including of course, this fine piece of blog-in hopes that Mr. Rock-Out-With-His-Cock-Out will get recognized and then promptly tarred and feathered.

This just goes to show, you don’t have to be a guy to have balls. For your retribution-seeking pluck Ms. Vigilante, we salute you.

4 Haus Calls for “Keep It In Your Pants”

  1. feminaformosa Says:

    That is so awesome. Ha ha ha ha!

  2. Erin Says:

    Yuck! I suppose that’s what I have to look forward to now that I live in Boston. I better upgrade to a camera phone so I can personally CSI all those perves asses too.

    PS: I truly feel that SORM looks more like Nate from Six Feet Under ;)

  3. Hänni Says:

    Erin, so nice to see you at the house! In regards to SORM, although I have never seen Six Feet Under, after reviewing some materials on the Internet, I have to say there certainly *is* a strong resemblance to this Nate character…

    Intriguing, this, your BF’s ability to look like pop icons…

  4. Erin Says:

    Hey there! I think the only way for you to read my lj is to sign up for an account of your own…unless “Nate Fisher” knows some super special secret computer geek work around for that.

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