Archive for July, 2005

Reunited And It Feels So Good

Saturday, July 30th, 2005

Today we bought a Jeep… again. We used to have a Jeep. It was black and cute and bubbly-looking. As a matter of fact, the Jeep we purchased today is pretty much the very same Jeep we used to have back in the day.
Today’s purchase marked the end of a year long bitch n’ […]

True Story

Thursday, July 28th, 2005

So I come home from work last night only to find an ungodly amount of what appears to be cat fur lying on the floor in the computer room.

Obviously this was distressing. But the cats seemed fine – they are jumping and leaping and licking and kicking just like always.
… In fact, Stinky Sphynxy […]

White Trash Woman

Thursday, July 28th, 2005

I have a White Trash Woman for a neighbor. She likes to leave her garbage piled up in the middle of the breezeway. I’ve never met her, but I can tell you that she uses cheap, see-through garbage bags and has an affinity for Wal-mart brand diet soda.
I presume that she has a daughter – […]

Deez Nutz

Tuesday, July 26th, 2005

My coworker, Manuel, is trying to get healthy, and as such has made the excellent decision to go on a fruit and veggie fast. Having done this type of thing before, I know it’s not easy, so I wasn’t surprised to hear him exclaim “Goddamn donuts!” from the Very Hip Software Company kitchen.
Things can get […]

Somebody found my site…

Friday, July 22nd, 2005

by googling “Gonnoreah.”
I am disturbed.
PS it’s still coming.