Archive for February, 2003

Kanker Strike

Friday, February 28th, 2003

I have had the *worst* kanker sore for about a week, and I totally suspect it is spreading. This freaks me out as I no longer have health insurance and a spreading of anything on my surface has serious freaky potential. I read online that beauty masks, of all things, can cause the […]

Lookin Pa ‘Nub In All Da Wrong Places

Monday, February 24th, 2003

Long, long ago, in the early days of my get-free-stuff-from-the-internet obsession, I signed up with AmericanSingles. I didn’t sign up to find love online - I had already been enchanted by Angel. I believe the real reason I signed up was for points for a free coffee cup, or an inky black pen, […]

Introducing, Whiteys

Friday, February 21st, 2003

The world is changing, of that we can be sure. Case in point: Today, I spoke in public speaking without saying “Uhm” once - this is nothing short of miraculous, I , uhm, assure you. Also, I actually enjoyed being at my internship this afternoon - not for any particular reason, per se, […]

The Kids are Alright, Really

Thursday, February 20th, 2003

I must have a bungled psychic connection with my family. Twice yesterday I got semi-frantic calls from my parental units. The calls came from S.K. Dad and Maaa who, many of you may know, have been divorced for well over 20 years now. Curiously, without consulting each other, and of their own […]

Disgruntled by Disgruntled Postal Workers

Thursday, February 13th, 2003

Today, for the first time in months, I went to the post office. I had to. Apparently, the punishment for delinquent payment on my $2.22 phone bill is a referral to a collection agency of Virginia Tech’s choosing, and a nice little memo to the IRS.
That being said, I flew like an eagle […]