Archive for April, 2002

Just Breathe

Wednesday, April 17th, 2002

I can finally breathe. I’m taking these big, full, breathy gulps of morning air. It’s almost cool in my 12X14 cubby, because I’ve got my fan on full, and the sun hasn’t hit my window yet. It’s almost like meditation. Yes, but I can’t close my eyes and visualize Buddha, as […]


Friday, April 12th, 2002

Oh man, has anybody else seen the greyhound commercial where the couple at eating at a Japanese restaurant? There is this greyhound dressed in a little chefs outfit and he is grilling their dinner and talking to the couple. Just one question: how is a greyhound somehow Japanese? And how does […]

Breakin the Law

Thursday, April 11th, 2002

So, my brother called me “geek nuts” today, and I think I might deserve it.
I have been playing Bejeweled for two hours straight - not because I like Bejeweled that much, but just because I can. Or more likely even, just because i’m too lazy to find the tv remote. In fact, […]

Sometime Sunday

Sunday, April 7th, 2002

Do you know why the nomadic hunters, the Pardis, wish to align themselves with the Hindu majority in India? Do you know how the majority came to be constructed in the wake of partitioned India?
Do you care at all?
Not even a little?
Not even a tiny bit?
Yeah, me […]

The Land Before Time

Friday, April 5th, 2002

This morning I am a Grogosaurus.
It is 9 am and despite my many hours of sleep, I am groggy. I thought a shower would wake me up. So I walked toward my usual shower nook - the right back. However, before entering said shower, I was sure to stop at […]