I can finally breathe. I’m taking these big, full, breathy gulps of morning air. It’s almost cool in my 12X14 cubby, because I’ve got my fan on full, and the sun hasn’t hit my window yet. It’s almost like meditation. Yes, but I can’t close my eyes and visualize Buddha, as […]

Oh man, has anybody else seen the greyhound commercial where the couple at eating at a Japanese restaurant? There is this greyhound dressed in a little chefs outfit and he is grilling their dinner and talking to the couple. Just one question: how is a greyhound somehow Japanese? And how does […]

So, my brother called me “geek nuts” today, and I think I might deserve it.
I have been playing Bejeweled for two hours straight - not because I like Bejeweled that much, but just because I can. Or more likely even, just because i’m too lazy to find the tv remote. In fact, […]

Do you know why the nomadic hunters, the Pardis, wish to align themselves with the Hindu majority in India? Do you know how the majority came to be constructed in the wake of partitioned India?
Do you care at all?
Not even a little?
Not even a tiny bit?
Yeah, me […]

This morning I am a Grogosaurus.
It is 9 am and despite my many hours of sleep, I am groggy. I thought a shower would wake me up. So I walked toward my usual shower nook - the right back. However, before entering said shower, I was sure to stop at […]