Archive for the 'Kitties' Category

Cat Burglar

Friday, November 11th, 2005

Inquisitive little things, all cats are sneaky by nature. And it’s not that my cats are any more prone to filch than say, Von Krankipantzen’s Yoshi for example, but they are a bit off the beaten path when it comes to the types of things they steal.
Sphynx loves stealing bananas, razors, tank tops and […]

Why Don’t You

Saturday, September 17th, 2005

Rate my kittens? Because it’s more fun than pap smears, high colonics, hangnail infections,and boil lancing all rolled into one!

Bella looking tasty
Sphynx eathing something besides bananas and underpants
Belle and Sphynx all cute and snuggly like


Saturday, August 27th, 2005

Some use it to wipe their ass.
Others hijack it from beneath the bathroom sink, desecrate it, and then leave it on display like some sort of glorious and scatological art piece.

Either way, when your last roll of Charmin has been filched by your felines and you’re too lazy to go the store for reinforcements, well, […]

No Woah

Sunday, August 21st, 2005

Q. Why, pray tell, is my 7lb kitten on a restricted portion diet?
A. Because left to his own stealth-like, food filching devices he does things like this:

It is Mommy’s great fear that if she doesn’t do a better job of hiding the kibble, she’ll find him one day, bloated, purple, dead on the toilet […]


Friday, August 19th, 2005

So, I was at the natural pet food store the other day purchasing a high quality, human-grade (but reasonably priced) bag of cat food when I came across this supplement used by dog breeders. It’s called Concept-a-Bitch and contains progesterone-rich wild yams to facilitate a healthy pregnancy.
And I wasn’t surprised by this product. I’ve […]