If I Had A Million Dollars

April 4th, 2006

People always ask me, “Hänni, if you had a million dollars, how would you spend it?”

That’s easy.  I’d buy a big house, a hybrid car, and this t-shirt .

Some people, however, would blow the million bucks on strippers and coke.

I don’t get that.

Mostly because soda is so bad for you.

…But I digress.

What you do with a million dollars, dear hannihaus readers?

*Thanks mrtl, for the theme.

16 Haus Calls for “If I Had A Million Dollars”

  1. hey!! Says:

    oh i so would buy that tshirt!! not sosure about the nice red pants underneath it though!! and the fact that they sell mens sizes is slightly disturbing!! actually sod the tshirt, surley 1million could buy u GERARD for the day? a case worthy of investigation i would like to think…….

  2. Amber Says:

    I can’t believe I’m not the only one that thinks he’s hot. I felt so alone for so long. *sniff* *sob* I’m so happy!! Boo Hoo Hoo…etc etc

  3. Hänni Says:

    hey!! - You’re not interested in getting into Gerard’s underpants? I am, fer sure.

    Amber - He is my #1 crush! It drives Angel nuts when I go into a gushfest about Gerard’s sexy horror makeup and hot pants.

  4. kerri Says:

    That’s an awesome t-shirt. Also: hi! visiting via the lovely A (manda B.), and because I really like the stars in your site design, and because we are both going to Viva La Stanley next Spring. Hurrah! :) And I think I would possibly buy Threadless, in its entirety, so I wouldn’t ever again need to traipse to the mall for t-shirts. And a pony. Just to say that I had one.

  5. Sarcomical Says:

    i would hire a personal trainer for life. and buy a house someplace warm. and start investing in real estate. oh, and buy my cat a giant, giant pillow.

  6. Paddymick Says:

    This is a common dream of most folks–winning it big or hitting the stocks jackpot. What would I do with a million dollars? No big house. No fast car. Nope. In fact, I would probably not even live in the house I currently own. No, I would rent it out for the time I am not in it and I would be travelling the globe, living out of a backpack. Couple pair of pants, couple shirts, clean socks and undies. Something wears out, you buy a new pair and just keep on moving. I would spend 5-6 months (maybe a year, depending on the area) in an area–learn about the local customs and traditions, pick up a working knowledge of the language, and move on to the next point of interest.

    In a nutshell, with the monetary means to not have to stay put–I wouldn’t. Life is short and there is far too much I want to see, hear, smell, feel and learn.

  7. Erin Mc Says:

    I would pay off my debt, pay for the rest of my sister’s education, pay off my parents debt and then travel Europe, The Caribbean and South America with my sister.

  8. Hänni Says:

    Keri - Hi! Stanley’s gonna be off the hook. And yeah, so is threadless and ponys. Good to see you at the haus!

    Sarcomical - Personal trainer - good! I could go for a little of that action myself. And while we’re at it, how about a vegan chef? I could eat me a lot of vegan chef food.

    Paddymick - Well said. I like how you think.

    Erin MC - Of course you want to go to the Caribbean. That’s where pirates live. Argh me lass!

  9. Manuel Says:

    As usual, I’m not commenting about anything relevant to your post. You know I’m an MCR rebel.

    But the real reason is the American Idol Murder Mystery. It’s a link in your sidebar right now, and it’s titled “Simon Cowell Found Dead.” craziness…

    Also, great work with the titles. You know what I mean.

  10. miss marisol Says:

    Change it all into pennies and fill a silo like Scrooge McDuck so I swim in copper and possibly pass away from copper poisoning, thus dying in the most absurd manner.

  11. stampydurst Says:

    First, I would quit my job. Then I would be drunk for about 6 weeks. Don’t worry! I’d pay a health professional to hang IV fluids every morning. Then, I’d pay off my student loans and my parents’ home loan. Then, I’d fly first class everywhere I wanted to go. And I’d see every movie in a totally empty theater. Then, I’d buy myself a spread somewhere rural, retrofit the barn with a gourmet kitchen, and buy an old jeep and jack it up and paint flames on it. After all, you can bring the money to the rednecks, but we’ll still be rednecks.

  12. Cze-Johnson Carrie Says:

    pay off our house, buy furniture for Rhena’s big-girl room, maybe paint, and pay off some bills.

    dude… maybe I should buy some better ideas, cause I’m way lame.

    oh well. At least I still got a nice butt. booyakasha!

  13. -VS- Says:

    i’d buy your loooooooooooooove…

    or a first class ticket to the south of france and lie on a beach for a while. yeah, that’s today’s plan.

  14. Alanna Says:

    Why wait until you had a million dollars? It’s only 13 bucks. Anyway, that is officialy my FAVORITE shirt on earth. No question. Hate to sound like a 13 fangurl but he is SUCH a hottie! =P

  15. gary Says:

    I don’t question the juggement of anyone who would spend that million on strippers, but I DO question the judgement of anyone who would spend it all on the SAME stripper. I say why not spread the love. :)

  16. Hänni Says:

    Manuel - MCRebels for life!

    miss marisol - very inventive darling. Let’s hope though - for your sake - you never get that million and the copper poisoning that goes with it.

    Stampydurst - LOL - love the reference to medical professional to hang your IV. Who thinks of that stuff? You must be a doctor or something.

    Cze-Johnson Carrie - paying off a house - 200K
    furniture for Rhena’s big-girl room - $1000
    paint - $1000
    payin some bills - $500
    your nice ass = priceless.
    -VS- Honey, you don’t have to buy my love. You know you got it already!

    Alanna - True, it’s only $13. But I already spent my 13-year-old fangurl t-shirt allotment this month on this.

    gary - and the skankiness?!

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