Oh Mariah, Mariah, Mariah. You’ve done it again.
I guess, dear MC, you’ve been so busy stuffing snack cakes into it, that you forgot it’s ok to keep your big, fat mouth shut every once in a while.
Media outlets all over the world are reporting that our favorite Pillsbury Dough Girl is blaming haute couture […]

I hope Satan’s staying snug in his parka and boots, because I got something in the mail. You’ll never guess who wants to be my valentine:

Yes, apparently Mariah Carey *hearts* Hänni.
I have to say, with all my name calling, the Singing Diva is the last person I’d expect to show me some love. So for […]

then I can too-write a meme that is.
A lot of people are indignant about doing memes, and blatantly refuse to play along. I understand this, because it is difficult to relinquish control of your content when it comes to blogging. For example, I like writing about diarrhea. Is there a meme in existence that talks […]

My darling friend Violette called this morning. “Hey girl,” she said “what are you up to?”
“Well Vi,” I replied, “I’m in bed, laid back, chillin’. I’m not feeling so great.”
“What’s wrong?” my friend asked, concern in her voice.
“I have a stomach bug.”
“Oh no! Are you vomiting?”
“No, it’s um, not that kind of stomach bug.”
“Oh… so […]

A few weeks ago, in an effort to really rock this blog (as per my resolution), I announced that I would start talking about new topics here at the haus. While I am not ready to discuss Karen, my hemorrhoid, I am interested in working a little sports spielage into the discussion.
Now I don’t know […]