Holy shit kids! Apparently I’m a very Controversial Miss, as, for the second day in a row, my little ass had gotten in t-r-o-u-b-l-e.
Tuesday Mariah Carey brought the drama. I got (lamely) lambasted by an MC fanatic – a Mimi minion, if you will – after posting on super snarky blog, Celebrity Smack that the singin’ diva was looking positively Poppin Fresh on New Years Eve in a too-tight, winter white wrapper.
I personally thought comparing the Diva to the Doughboy was pretty effing clever, but I guess, Jennifer “Mariah is my homeboy” Fangurl thought otherwise.
So let’s fast forward to Weds. Again, I’m at the ‘Smack, and because everybody else is doing it, I decide to leave a comment. Before I go to post my note, (something about crotch rot and conjunctivitis), I notice that some anonymous jackass has gone on a bent, attacking blog mistress, Spicy Pants!, because she made the inference that male strippers (this guy’s ilk) were straight up skeezy.
And Spicy was right. Although the Queer Eyes might tell you differently, sausage does not a sexy stripper make…
But I digress.
So, being the good samaritan that I am, I defended Spicy against Deuce Bigalow by leaving a disquieting comment that contained the words “your stripping-ass jock” and “crabs.” …Because I am nothing, if not classy.
And wouldn’t you know - because that’s just been my luck as of late - my good deed kicked up a shit storm of controversy!
The short story is, someone mistook my post for the nastygram left by the Disgruntled Stripper and made quick work to harangue me, mixing the Stripper’s words with those found on my hannihaus profile. The malcontent was sure to criticize my education, this blog and my personal appearance.
And what I want to know is, how come when anyone’s got beef with my bitch-ass, (especially when it’s unwarranted), they feel it’s necessary to talk smack about my spectacles?
Yes I wear glasses. They help me to see things. I also brush my teeth twice daily and wash behind my ears when I’m in the shower. Anyone want to talk trash about that?
Anyway, for a good time, you can check out the full – and highly hilarious – hannihaus/celebrity smack/strippin-ass scandal by clicking right here.
Cheers to pissing off player haters! Til next, dear hannihaus readers, adieu.