Archive for January, 2005


Sunday, January 16th, 2005

What’s hotter than J-Lo’s kathunkadunkdunk? What’s fresher than the freshest athlete’s foot just powdered with Johnson & Johnsons? What’s newer than the iPOD shuffle or news of the ghost whose been arrested for haunting a European castle?
This blog - that’s what. Today, dear hannihaus readers, I am dubbing the 10Cent Sparkler “Hot, Fresh […]

Ugrowr: The Strangled Turkey Speaks

Friday, January 14th, 2005

After a long days work spent bending my brain with questions of punctuation and prose, I really look forward to coming home to my cozy little one bedroom apartment. It’s humble and cluttered and has a balcony from which I can rest and relax as I watch palm trees and ginkos sway in the […]

Something Is Rotten in the State of Denmark

Tuesday, January 11th, 2005

Something in my kitchen smells like its curled up and died. The source of this most unpleasant odor seems to be coming from my garbage disposal, the contents of which largely remain a mystery to me.
What oh what could it be?
Perhaps the remnants of last nights Purple Monstrosity smoothie? The soy milk, while […]

She’s Aliiiive!

Monday, January 10th, 2005

Oh vei! How bad am I for putting off blogging? I’ve got so many fantastic stories that never made it to this haus. I’ve got stories about slacking, stories about firing, stories about vicious cats, stories about docile cats. I’ve got stories that are so funny I cry just thinking about […]