Archive for March, 2006

La La La. I Can’t Hear You

Tuesday, March 21st, 2006

I called Popi yesterday.
I asked him “Did you have fun last weekend?”
He said, “I had fun with your maaa.”
“Oh really,” I said, “What did you do?”
Popi replied, “I don’t think you really want to know that.”
And then - because I was clueing into something gross - I threw up in my mouth a little.
I wanted […]

Mad To The Bone

Sunday, March 19th, 2006

When celebrities get divorced, they often blame it on a nebulous something called “irreconcilable differences.” Vague by design, I have no idea what that means. What I do know is this:
If I was a celebrity going through the big “d” (and I don’t mean Des Moines), based on my last week’s behavior, the line asking […]

Happy Pi Day!

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006

It’s time to party like it’s 3-point-1-4

Like Pi? Like maps? Join mine, k?

Big Day

Monday, March 13th, 2006

Three years ago it was 2003 and on New Years Eve I got Angelface to wear this funny hat. (Cheered by champagne, he only protested a little.)
Three years ago it was 2003 and Angel decided to embark on his dream. Ever since he was small, the thing he wanted most in this world
–the thing he […]

Herbology 101

Sunday, March 12th, 2006

I have two dads.
No, it’s not because I have a brokeback-mountain type sitch going on family side. It’s just that - like every other kid in America - my parents are divorced. Most kids get really bummed out about shit like that, but not me. I think it’s awesome, mostly because my parents, all 4 […]