This is the last one folks. As we usher in the New Year, it’s time to bid a fond farewell to that charming game of word play that has sustained us so well.
On days when I could think of nothing better to post than stories of jock itch and mustachioed men, mrtl’s Motif Monday provided an entire arsenal of blogging ammo to thrill and delight you, dear hannihaus readers –all without having to resort to talk of fungal infections and fu manchus.
… Now writing about my hairy hobbit toes, well that’s a different story. I’m here to tell you, dear hannihaus readers, that no matter what – no matter if the sky starts falling and we’ve got to eat clouds for breakfast – as long as I have them, (pending nuclear winter or a bizarre farm-machinery accident), I will always, always blog about my ten tufted tootsies …
I hope this helps you to sleep well at night.
So yes, today’s theme and the final installment of Motif Monday is “resolved.”
Now I could do like everyone else and write about sleeping more, eating less, wearing deodorant and bathing on a regular basis, blah, blah, blah. Or I could tell you my true intentions.
I resolve to rock.
I’m gonna rock this blog hard-style, giving you the good stuff each and every day … or as often as I feel like posting anyway. And there’s going to be some amazing content. We’re talking really stellar stuff! I can’t really tell you what it’ll be, since I haven’t written it yet. But I bet it’s going to be really good.
Like organic-raisin good.
Or even like boys-who-wear-makeup good.
And in a nice segue, because every rockin new year needs a rock star, I resolve that in 2006 I am going to own (MCR lead-singer) Gerard Way’s sexy ass. Yes, dear hannihaus readers, I plan to purchase and play with the entire collection of My Chemical Romance action figures as soon as they become available at the Hot Topic in my area …
Or when adoring fans of the haus send them to me via USPS and I give those dear hearts the world’s greatest shout out *hint hint*… but I digress (and wait in anticipation – hee!)
Oh yeah, and from now on, every day is Gerard Way day. And that’s official. My new friend anissaannalise (who is quite possibly more obsessed with Geeheart than I am) says so on her blog.
And with that final proclamation, I declare this, the first post of 2006, and the last post of the institution that is Motif Monday, done. Let us all sing a verse of Auld Lang Syne as we toast this bittersweet occasion.
Cheers to you, dear hannihaus readers. I want to wish you all the very best for this fabulous New Year. Let’s do it to it in 2006.