Take caution gentle readers… the mistress of the haus is in a foul, foul mood.
Work was the worst today! I’ve got unbearable deadlines as four major projects loom like dark, heavy clouds just on the horizon. And these clouds, they aren’t your regular, garden variety black clouds. Hell no, dear hannihaus […]

Question O’ The Day:

The still on the left is the hottie from My Chemical Romance’s new, epic Ghost of You video. The gurl on the right, well that’s me. People keep telling me that I look like the MCR girl, but after having watched the video a zillion times, I’m just not sure. (View the […]

Because it’s only Tuesday –*sigh*- and we need to have some fun.
Do this:
1. Go to Google
2. Enter “failure” into the search box
3. Choose “I’m Feeling Lucky”
4. - If you are a liberal - Chuckle with evil glee, maybe throw in a little mwa ha ha somewhere.
4. - If you are a republican […]

The bad news is… it’s Monday. The good news is… it’s a holiday!
Avast me beautys and bilge rat swine alike! Buckle your swash and bring to the starboard yer finest barrel of grog. It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day!
That is all ye swarthy land lubbers.
Regards and yo ho ho,
Cap’n […]

Back in February 2004 the Onion did a satirical piece about the razor wars entitled “Fuck Everything, We’re Doing Five Blades.” From the article that brought us this tasty jingle, “Hey, shaving with anything less than five blades is like scraping your beard off with a dull hatchet,” we also read the following:
You’re taking […]