The Truth

October 14th, 2005

When you were standing beside the road glaring and pointing a radar gun at me, I was pointing something at you too. It wasn’t a gun though. It was my middle finger. I was hiding it beneath the dash, because the truth is, that while I have enough balls to flip off a cop, my balls do not have enough cash to pay a ticket, lest you decide to pull me over.
Dear hannihaus readers, what naughty things have you done this week? Share your truth at Hänni’s Friday confessional. C-O-M-M-E-N-T and come clean.

5 Haus Calls for “The Truth”

  1. Nicole. B Says:

    While reading the company birthday list in the breakroom last week, I noticed that one of my coworkers was also a libra like myself. Ah, that’s nice I thought. Then I asked myself “I wonder what Stephanie is?” “Oh ya” I said to myself, “Stephanie’s an idiot!” Then I bursted out loud into laughter. Man, I’m good! But am I evil too?

  2. Hänni Says:

    *Def* evil. Me likee.

  3. mrtl Says:

    I must have been an angel this week. Nothing comes to mind.

    Oh — gah! — just posted my brother’s childhood nickname on my blog. Does today count? Should I save it for next week?

  4. Hänni Says:

    mrtl- correct me if i’m wrong, but didn’t you just confess?

  5. Spicy Pants! Says:

    My little dog poo’d and I had no baggie. I flicked it in the street with a stick so no one would step on it.

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