Hallelujah and Pass the Porn
August 17th, 2005Does anyone else find it pee-your-pants funny that Gdub has his panties all in a knot about ICAAN’s proposed .xxx domain?
Call me crazy, but I like the idea of porn being banished to its own dirty little corner of the Net. Maybe I’m alone on this one, but it seriously irks me when I’m surfing around all innocent-like when – suddenly– I’ve got Tara Reid’s greasy boobs staring me smack in the face.
Now, please don’t mistake, I love celebrity gossip, and I’m definitely a fan of celebrity boobs, but I want to solicit my own sex. I will find Tara’s boobs. I don’t need Tara’s boobs finding me whilst I’m doing a search for “Granny Smith Apples” or “California Melons.”
And another thing is, doesn’t Bush have more pressing issues to attend to? Shouldn’t ending the war, lowering gas prices, and strengthening the economy take precedence over Suzy McSlut’s .xxx domain?
Give me a break, Gdub. Give me an effing break!
In the meantime Rabid Christians, rejoice! El Presidente is doing his very best to keep porn where it belongs –not in a definitive, family-friendly locale, but rather scattered willy nilly throughout the entire annals of the Internet! Woo hoo for that!
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August 18th, 2005
Don’t you know that Gdub is an oil man? So why on earth would you or anyone else believe that the price of gasoline is ever going to go down as long as Gdub is in office? He will continue to keep the hornet’s nest of OPEC and futures speculators stirred up until he fails in his attempt to be declared Emperor. Dollar a gallon gasoline is definitely a thing of the past. Three dollars a gallon is what you better get used to, whether you voted against Gdub or not. Wanna make some money in your IRA? Invest in the stock of oil producing companies. The price of crude affects much more than the price of gasoline. Really believe Gdub has your best interest at heart cause he is a good Christian man? I hear Mt. McKinnley is for sale.