Today I come to you, a humbled Hänni. It seems, dear hannihaus readers, that I made an egregious mistake when I reported that Randy “they used to call him Jabba” Jackson did *not* use the word “dawg” on the American Idol Season 5 premier.
I’m not sure how I missed it, but a playback, brought to […]

And so it’s begun. With a two-hour premier that was chock full of the schlock, American Idol Season five is in full, freaking swing.
While AI was, as always, enjoyable, the Windy City auditions were a wee bit disappointing.
Sure there was the requisite taunting of the tone deaf, and yes there was a dude in drag […]

Somebody found the haus by googling “Mariah Carey is fat”. (hee)
Now why would anyone say that about Mimi?
My only guess is it has something to do with this unfortunate picture that’s been circulating on the Internet:

Fake you say?
Agreed. That last pic was obviously *not* Mariah Carey. It was missing a critical component:

Now that’s […]

Dear hannihaus readers, it is a momentous day indeed. Angelface is away working all weekend so I’ve chosen to participate in an activity that, along with referring to me as “Queen Mistress Supreme”, is on the list of things my husband refuses to do.
Yes dear hannihaus readers, for the next nine hours I will be […]

Because if you’re anything like me at the end of a week – that is, a blathering, blubbering, work-worn dolt – then you need to do something fun.
I found something for you. It’s called “retrievr” and it’s just the Jane-dandiest.
How it works
You draw an image on this nifto sketch screen and while you’re doing […]