Randy Jackson What’s Up Dawg Contest

January 22nd, 2006

Well it’s that time of year again, folks. For the next 15 weeks or so, millions of people will tune in and tune out to the Fox phenom, American Idol. This is the haus’s favorite show, and - because we like it, we really like it - we want to celebrate with a little friendly competition.

Let’s play!

We want you: to wager a guess on how many times Idol judge, Randy “yeah dawg” Jackson, will indeed utter the word, “dawg” throughout the duration of season 5. (Hint: it’s probably going to be a lot. And if it’s not a lot, then it might only be a little.)

Entering is easy: simply leave your guess in comments. E-mail your guess to (so as to avoid any Price is Right one uppage.) Please note, only numerical/ quantifiable guesses will be counted. “A shitload” and “your mama” - while funny - will not win you the big prize.

The big prize: besides bragging rights, and the opportunity to be called a “weiner” here at the haus, the best guesser will also receive a shiny, sparkling copy of “,” written by none other than Mr. Randy Jackson himself. Woo!

Get yer guess in: by midnight Sunday, February 5, 2006. All guesses published Feb. 6 and the Weiner will be announced in May, on the night of the finale.

The last thing I want to say is: even if you’re *gasp* not a fan of American Idol, or *double gasp* hannihaus lurkers (hi!), please play! Randy JacksonIt’s so totally easy to venture a guess, and look, the book is useful even if you don’t intend to read it.

Uses for the Randy Jackson paperback include (but are not limited to):

  • wearing it on your head like a jaunty cap
  • throwing at the cat for behavoir modification and/or entertainment purposes
  • confusing your coworkers; Keep it in your cubicle so when dim-witted Donna asks “what on earth is that?”, you can look her straight in the eye and say “The holy bible. I’m going to get out of here one day - you’ll see! With this book, I’ll accomplish my dream of becoming a singing sensation like my idol, Mr. Barry Manilow.”
  • With that I say, let the games begin! (Don’t forget to reference the Randy Jackson Register for the latest dawg count numbers.)

    *Everyone who enters will get a shout out and will have their Web site linked here at the haus. If you don’t have a Web site, don’t worry -enter anyway! Besides, I’m sure you have other redeeming qualities. Maybe you’re good with wienerschnitzel? I don’t know.

12 Haus Calls for “Randy Jackson What’s Up Dawg Contest”

  1. mrtl Says:

    I am not going to post a guess right now, in case some freaky Price Is Right Lovah tries to outbid me by one number. Asses.

  2. gary Says:

    I say only 30. By the way, I checked out that book link, and I want to say that if I ever write a book, I hope it doesn’t sell for $2.39

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  4. BlogContestSite.com Says:

    30 times an episode ;-)
    jane

  5. smug ellie Says:

    as kindly as possible, READ THE EFFING DIRECTIONS!!! cheers.

  6. Sassy8877 Says:

    That is funny — kinda funny like ending up in the pookey as your 15 minutes of fame are on AI

  7. Cze-Johnson Carrie Says:

    I want to be a weiner!!!!!

    wait… that didn’t sound right….

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  12. jimmy Says:

    hey sweeyt is this a chat room
    ?