So American Idol, Season 5. It came, it went, it gave us Taylor “my pubes look like a genius’s haircut” Hicks (god love him).
Here at the haus, Season 5 gave us something else: a reason to get retarded.
… And that’s exactly what we did.
In January I announced the Randy Jackson What’s Up Dawg Contest. The […]

So y’all know I’m a pretty good writer, but …
I bet you didn’t know I could sing!
American Idol Cocktail Countdown karaoke—check me out! Ow ow!
Disclaimer: Although you may hear something that sounds like animals being tortured, nobodys cute, furry pet was harmed in the filming of this video. The only thing in danger here kids […]

Alright kids it’s been 8 weeks of American Idol Cocktail Countdown madness and tonight it all come down to this …
I’m about to get retarded and it’s all your fault.
Your votes have been counted. The Internet has spoken. You wanted to get me wasted, so you chose Stephanie’s Coke Lobster to be the winner of […]

Yesterday my baby sister, Spanky made a plea in comments that I *not* participate in the American Idol Cocktail Countdown.
And she’s right. As a New Age Mama/hardcore Nutrition Nazi, the *last* thing I should do is flood my veins with alcohol.
After all, I hear shooting organic raisins intravenously is much more fun.
But yeah, I love […]

I read in the news this morning that American Idol contestant, Mandisa will not be performing at a pro-gay event. The unquestionably Christian singer speculates these kind of beliefs are what got her kicked of the show last week.
I disagree.
Having seen her last performance, I think it’s perfectly obvious why she lost the votes.
America is […]