Somebody found the haus by googling “Mariah Carey is fat”. (hee)
Now why would anyone say that about Mimi?
My only guess is it has something to do with this unfortunate picture that’s been circulating on the Internet:

Fake you say?
Agreed. That last pic was obviously *not* Mariah Carey. It was missing a critical component:

Now that’s […]

Somebody googled the haus for “how to get rid of smelly crotch”…
Two things:
1. Wash (if applicable)
OR
2. Close your browser already, pervert!
(… That one’s subtle folks).
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For those of you who doubted that perversion was alive and well in these most sanctimonious of Bush administration-run times -(God tole gdub to run this country all christian-like, never mind that pesky thang called sep-ration of church and state)- somebody found my site by googling:
“diapered bride”.
That’s just nasty.
But you know what’s not nasty and […]

Somebody found my site by googling “bubbly boobs.”
Apparently you can find me somewhere between Superbporno big boobs and sexblob mature boobs.
In other news, I’m still keeping secrets… Stay tuned!

by googling “Gonnoreah.”
I am disturbed.
PS it’s still coming.