WILKOMMEN! My name is Hänni. This is my haus.
Hi, I’m Hänni. I’m a copywriter and technical writer by profession, but I’ve really been a Rebel With A Clause my entire life.
I’m a 31-year-old Houston, Texas transplant by way of Florida and Virgina. Wasilla, Alaska is where I had the pleasure of freezing my ass off growing up. That’s about the only thing Sarah Palin and I have in common.
My boyfriend and I, we were engaged—along with our three cats, six bikes, and massive collection of spandex shorts—in sinful, premarital cohabitation but NOW WE ARE MARRIED! Naturally, this excites me to no end (note the caps). As do babies, gay cowboys, and reliable plumbing.
Other stuff:
I am a Virginia Tech alumni who graduated Magna Cum Laude with a degree in Communication Studies. During my time at VT (from 1999-2003) I participated in a number of irreverent exploits including the founding of this blog (!) <—- This last bit is just a cute way of saying I have been blogging longer than you have, even if not consistently. So there.
To conclude: my favorite word is “apothecary.” I don’t know why. And also? If we are what we eat, I am organic raisins. Don’t tell me that’s not awesome.
