Wilkommen! My name is Hänni. This is my haus.

I’m Hänni, and I have oft been called artsy fartsy. I am a copy and technical writer by profession, but I’ve really been a Rebel With A Clause my entire life. I am a 28-year-old Texas transplant by way of Florida and Virgina. Alaska is where I had the pleasure of freezing my ass off growing up. I used to be married, but now I’m on my own. Well not entirely—I live with two babies that happen to be cats and one Piggy that happens to be a bike. Confused? Try living with my brain.

Other stuff:

I am a Virginia Tech alumni who graduated Magna Cum Laude with a degree in Communication Studies. During my time at VT (from 1999-2003) I participated in a number of irreverent exploits including the founding of this blog (!) and the busting of my pants for pizzas-sakes.

My favorite word is apothecary. Oh and also boner. Sausagefest is good too.

I heart boys who wear makeup, especially this one.

And—if we are what we eat—I am organic raisins.