WILKOMMEN! My name is Hänni. This is my haus.
Hi, I’m Hänni. I’m a copywriter and technical writer by profession, but I’ve really been a Rebel With A Clause my entire life. I’m a 30-year-old Houston, Texas transplant by way of Florida and Virgina. Wasilla, Alaska is where I had the pleasure of freezing my ass off growing up. That’s about the only thing Sarah Palin and I have in common.
My boyfriend and I, we’re engaged—along with our three cats, six bikes, and massive collection of spandex shorts—in sinful, premarital cohabitation. Naturally, this excites me to no end. As do babies, gay cowboys, and reliable plumbing.
Other stuff:
I am a Virginia Tech alumni who graduated Magna Cum Laude with a degree in Communication Studies. During my time at VT (from 1999-2003) I participated in a number of irreverent exploits including the founding of this blog (!) and the busting of my pants for pizza’s-sakes.
My favorite word is apothecary. Oh and also boner. Renaissance rocks as well. Oh, and enfeebled is good too.
I heart boys who wear makeup, especially this one.
And lastly—if we are what we eat—I am organic raisins.
