Archive for May, 2005

Dear Gym Jock

Monday, May 30th, 2005

I saw you this morning. I was on the treadmill. You were on the bench press. I was sweating to Jay-Z, brushing the dirt off my shoulders, running like Kirstie Alley to a Dunkin Donuts convention. You, girly man, in your teeny little muscle shirt, were preening and posing in front […]

Gay or Nay?

Thursday, May 26th, 2005

It’s probably wrong of me to do this: I’m sure the karma police are gonna come kick me in the butt - but I simply can’t resist!
So I was on MSN today enjoying my nifty new update with all its fancy features, when I happened to notice you can now post a buddy icon for […]

How Pretentious Can You Get?

Monday, May 23rd, 2005

So the housing complex is kicking my happy little family out on our duffers. In a matter of weeks the Pretentious Apartment Digs have magically transformed into the Pretentious Condo Digs, courtesy of a name change and a grossly inflated price tag.
Apparently people really will give their left nut for the (seemingly) right reason.
Yes, […]

Hännihaus Endorses A Candidate

Friday, May 20th, 2005

The pretense is over and the finally, the rollercoaster that is American Idol: Season 4 is drawing to a close. The lesser competitors have fallen, and all that remains are Carrie and Bo -2 kids with big hearts, big voices, and big hair.
And now, it is time for me to endorse my candidate for […]

But I did Not Shoot the Dep-u-ty

Sunday, May 15th, 2005

Last night Sphynx was running around yelling for absolutely no reason. Loud and persistent, Mr. Kitten’s one-meow opera was really getting on my nerves.
I picked him up and cuddled. I poured him some delicious kitty kibble. I even donned ye olde fully encapsulated gas mask in order to clean his […]