I’ve been thing about the expression, you are what you eat. If that’s really true than I am sweet potatoes.
Some say I’m a jackass, but really I’m sweet (potato.)
If I am indeed - as I have long suspected - not human, but actually tangerine-colored tuber, then boy, things are gonna have to change around […]

“Baby, when are you gonna blog about how I always beat your ass at Scrabble?”
- Angelface, Circa Sunday night
Although I’m ashamed to admit this for both personal and professional reasons, I’m going to be candid here: I am a loser.
A writer by profession, I realize there are certain things people come to expect of me. […]

There’s a ton of great movies out right now - (Yeah Brokeback Mountain. Cowboys in love = yum.) - and Angelface asked me about one I’d gone to see with Niccy B.
Angelface: (looking perplexed) “Who the eff is Guy-ee-SHA?”
Hänni: “What?”
Angelface: “Guy-ee-SHA? Who is Guy-ee-SHA and why does he/she/it get their own movie?”
Hänni: “I think […]

Dear hannihaus readers, it is a momentous day indeed. Angelface is away working all weekend so I’ve chosen to participate in an activity that, along with referring to me as “Queen Mistress Supreme”, is on the list of things my husband refuses to do.
Yes dear hannihaus readers, for the next nine hours I will be […]

Welcome, dear hannihaus readers, to week two of 2006. It’s no longer the “new year” per se, and predictably, some of my goals have already fallen by the wayside. My teeth, for example, have not been flossed once in 2006. My arms, resembling the flaccid, flabby wings of a chicken would benefit from the pilates […]