Okay so…
The Secret is this site. This is Haus 1.0. We’re 1.0 because we’ve still got a few things to tweak, so look for a few neat changes in the coming weeks.
The Story
For a good while now, I’ve been encouraged by those close to me to take this blog to the next level, to […]

I always say I have no cash, and ask “will you take a card,” knowing that you won’t. The truth is, while I’m sitting in the parking lot, preparing for my entrance, I take all my greenbacks and put them in the change purse. That way, when I open my wallet to get my library […]

Some use it to wipe their ass.
Others hijack it from beneath the bathroom sink, desecrate it, and then leave it on display like some sort of glorious and scatological art piece.

Either way, when your last roll of Charmin has been filched by your felines and you’re too lazy to go the store for reinforcements, well, […]

I have many fears. Amongst them I count birds (greedy, beady eyes), small spaces (too teeny, too scary), stepping on frogs (ewww), and those miracle-of-birth reality TV shows (I like to keep my gratuitous cursing/blood and guts viewing restricted to Tarantino flicks, thanks).
One thing I’m also really afraid of is wearing a skirt in crowded […]

With all my talk of secrets, I thought it only fair to come clean to you dear hannihaus readers. No, I’m not ready to reveal The Secret (it really is coming), but I am going to announce a new segment of this site called The Truth. The Truth will be my confessional, a place to […]