Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, whores and vandals, priests and saints to the weekend edition of Hänni House. I’m glad you’re here.
Let me tell you about my morning. It all began at 7 am with my alarm clock’s cathedral chimes blaring in my face. I don’t get up at 7 am, ever. […]

Hello beloveds,
As you may have noticed, I have taken a little sabattical from blogging for the past week. In lieu of recent life-changing events, I had decided to lay off the blogging till I got some things together, and guess what? You are lucky lucky lucky lucky, cause i figured some things out, […]

Today was simply gorgeous. It was around sixty degrees. The sun was out. Kids were playing in the quad. The world was at peace. Love prevailed.
The world may have been at peace, but my stomach, however, was not. I seem to have some weird mutating cold. […]

So i’ve spent the whole day being invisible. I have this magic hat that allows me to become submicroscopic. It looks like an upturned, fuzzy, fuschia flower pot, and it blocks my peripheral vision. I beleive that if i can’t see something, then it doesn’t exist - but i only beleive this when i’m […]

As you may have noticed, I’ve given the ’sparkler a fabulous makeover. While, unfortunately, the comments section is still broken, I was able to replace the shitty looking color set with something a little more attractive. In lieu of my difficult relationship with blogspot and it’s server issues, I will be moving this […]