oh no, not uncle pitty pat too

November 2nd, 2001

New News: I am a prospective Naval officer. According to this letter I got from Naval recruiting today, if i join up i will get “the challenge, responsibility and career growth it takes years to get in the civilian world.” Grandpa was in the navy. that doesn’t really make me want to join though… however, i could still add this to my list of future careers. the list now reads: lawyer, taco bell employee, stripper or naval officer.

Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure,
Learn science, technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive,
Study oceanography?
Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand
When your team and others meet.
In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, the village people

Also New News: grandpa says uncle pat is going to be there too. Uncle pat is a toothless weasle. He is really my least favorite of the relatives. Plus he has beatle hair, and he can’t even play a musical instrument man. needless to say, the thanksgiving experience should be even worse than anticipated. ALSO grandpa now wants to drop me off on MONDAY instead of FRIDAY. well, that is pretty bad cause i’d have to miss class and get fired from my job, which requires me to be back in the building by 10 am sunday.

life ranking on the crap - o - meter: 7.2

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