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Free Katie

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2005

Although I typically “stick to the script” and write about those things I know best, (I.e. my cats, my armpits and my office), there are, on occasion, world events that, by their sheer enormity, warrant their own post. And I?m not talking about run of the mill stuff. The fall of communism - […]

Gay - Really!

Saturday, June 4th, 2005

So, it seems I have a super power I didn’t know about. In addition to my stellar ability to prepare excellent, organic parsnip purees, sweat on only one half of my body, and shoot domestic cats with banana-guns from fifty feet, I can also, apparently, turn boys gay. (Please see Gay or Nay for […]

Gay or Nay?

Thursday, May 26th, 2005

It’s probably wrong of me to do this: I’m sure the karma police are gonna come kick me in the butt - but I simply can’t resist!
So I was on MSN today enjoying my nifty new update with all its fancy features, when I happened to notice you can now post a buddy icon for […]

But I did Not Shoot the Dep-u-ty

Sunday, May 15th, 2005

Last night Sphynx was running around yelling for absolutely no reason. Loud and persistent, Mr. Kitten’s one-meow opera was really getting on my nerves.
I picked him up and cuddled. I poured him some delicious kitty kibble. I even donned ye olde fully encapsulated gas mask in order to clean his […]

McRib: A Grand Sandwich for Grandiose Women

Thursday, March 10th, 2005

I read today that McDonalds is considering outsourcing it’s drive-thru orders That is just too crazy. What are they trying to do? Hire robots to run the fryers? What if they outsource to an Indian call center? Instead of fries, will they say “would you like a squishee with that?”
What the […]